Ahoy Matees!

Hello there you scurvies. The name's Jack. Captain Jack. I'm a Spaniard pirate who somehow ended up in the US - how, you might ask, I'm not sure but I'm guessing it involved entirely way too much rum!! Oh yes, we pirates love our rum. And our treasure....but back to the topic at hand. My story. I found myself amongst toys and baubles recently - a treasure chest of sorts if you will and being carted to a group of youngins'. I guess being a mere 7 inches and made of plastic does tend to lead to being mistaken as a toy. The parents of these lads and lasses thought I was a little creepy and nearly threw me out. Thank heavens one of them had the brilliant idea to hide me in the luggage of the other family as a practical joke. So that's how my voyage to Indiana happened. I keep trying to escape, but my navigation skills seem to be not up to par and I keep getting sent back and forth between those same lads and lasses home. This is the chronicles of my journeys and the trouble I get in to along the way. Tally ho, mate!